Smartmandumb(愚蠢的)woman=pregnancy(怀孕)
Dumbmansmartwoman=affair
Dumbmandumbwoman=marriage
Smartbosssmartemployee=profit
Smartbossdumbemployee=production
Dumbbosssmartemployee=promotion
Dumbbossdumbemployee=overtime
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tneed
Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband
Amanneverworriesaboutthefutureuntilhegetsawife
Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend
Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman
Tobehappywithaman,youmustunderstandhimalotandlovehimalittle
Tobehappywithawoman,youmustloveheralotnottrytounderstandheratall
Marriedmenlivedlongerthansingleman,butmarriedmenarealotmorewillingtodie
Awomanmarriesamanexpectinghewillchange,buthedoesn't